Girl 1:Why yo shoes leanin to the side?
Girl 2:Damn man she just CAME AT YO SMITTY!!
Boy: Man wateva
Girl 2:Damn man she just CAME AT YO SMITTY!!
Boy: Man wateva
by Mariah-Riah November 4, 2007

by Justin Beiber wanna-be xD November 7, 2010

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.
"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."
by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019

by n00b is my name July 8, 2006

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”
by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
... or whatever SpongeBob said.
"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
by ültra-violencē July 14, 2024

Are you from smitty?
by Smitty man November 1, 2023
