A type of sexual act that plays out something like this:
A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.
The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.
The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
Last night I fucked my girl pinocchio-style. I had her thinking she was actually good at sex, and that I stopped at the valero for gas instead of the exxon. I got that bitch good, brah!
by c0dy5p1c3r August 14, 2010
Get the Pinocchio-stylemug. by burtmack December 24, 2021
Get the infinite pinocchio theoremmug. When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.
by MathPlus December 18, 2020
Get the Trump is the new Pinocchio.mug. Something you say about a guy who think he's the shit, but irl he's just a douchebag. So you use this term to say he has a small dick and balls.
by Idek so stfu May 5, 2018
Get the Rejepik and pinocchio kuglermug. It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.
He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.
by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023
Get the Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfuckermug. During a blowjob, she puts both of your nuts in her mouth and looks up at you with the base of your dick at her nose
Every time she blows me she'll tell me my dick is small and when I look down all I see is Chipmunk Pinocchio
by LivinlikelLarry January 6, 2017
Get the Chipmunk Pinocchiomug. A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her
Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"
by foxygranpa April 26, 2015
Get the pinocchio's nosemug.