Chinese Lantern

This refers to a scrotum which hangs abnormally low resembling a chinese lantern.

That guys balls look like a chinese lantern.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 9, 2009

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Green Lantern

When you take a beer enema and then shoot it into a girls mouth.

Tera: Can you give me a Green Lantern.
Captain Scarn: I would love to.

by Followers of Mookie February 23, 2014

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1.That random kid in your dorm who claims to have done ridiculously impossible super hero esque things in order to impress a girl.
2.He is the creepy little green super hero who no one really wants around.

Green Lantern: There was this one time where a guy pulled a gun on me when i was on the job as an EMT. NO JOKE!
Girl: Really?
Green Lantern: He shot at me and i dodged the bullet; Then i was able to restrain him with my awesome strength and stabilize all the bus accident victims until the ambulance came.
Bystander: The green lantern strikes again!

by Derek shooster November 7, 2007

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green lantern

Member of the Justice League of America who resembles a member of TOTSE.COM that likes to dress up as a female in tight leather pants and a green bra.

An example of this character is known to wear a green ring around their ring finger while shoving it up their ass.

by Kamisama April 15, 2005

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