The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

The Grumbles

The ability to triple one’s density after passing out from a night of drinking aka being a Whendii

“Hey man I can’t move them”
“Are they giving you the grumbles?”
“Yeah?”
“You won’t be able to move them tonight then… just toss a blanket their way”

by ORYQOL November 23, 2021

the grumpy marmoset

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders

dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

by grumpy marmoset lover June 9, 2022

The Grub King

Some nerd who's life goal is to spread his seed. Used to play runescape but is now a staff member on a Minecraft server.

Likes to smoke the marijuana and play chess against Bob the Snob and still win.

The Grub King is selfish and refused to buy his potatoe love a new cat

by Jennifer of Doom and Sunshine June 19, 2023

Tug the Grub

A euphemism for masturbation.

Man I'm so horny I'll go tug the grub.

by redgulp5 May 18, 2017

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf

The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf is a made name of a Christmas Carol just to see if people would choose something they have never heard of or try and look up what it was online, only to find it here.

We tried to google " The Ballad of Gorgonzola the Grumpy Elf " only to wind up on this pointless webpage and then we had to give Mr. Trey a Lump of Coal.

by Mr. Trey December 14, 2020

hit the grumbus

An quick time action commonly used by the wumbo skrimblies. Can be used in multiple contexts/ for multiple actions.

dude, i just hit the grumbus so hard

that cookie was so good i hit the grumbus all the way home

by glanchFan4 April 24, 2024