Setting the Feldman

Being adequate, satisfactory or normal in any characteristic, circumstance or scenario. The only exception is for good looks, for which the Feldman sets the highest standard, almost unachievable by regular human beings.

In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.

I got a C on my test today; my professor said I really set the Feldman on it.

I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.

I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.

Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....

DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!

by Lil' Rank November 5, 2011

The Fielder

a cart wheel into a t-bag

When Timmy passed out last night, I gave him the Fielder

by Dawgleg August 23, 2009

Dev of the Fields

A halfway point between hero and villian usually showing a varied advancement towards either end.

I don't know whether to trust that guy from my unit or not. One day he lent me money and the next he was laughing at my dead mother. A Dev of the Fields in the fullest degree.

by skitxspark December 19, 2009

the fiend club

the club fans of the early 80's and late 90's punk band The Misfits belong to. fans are known as fiends

Johnny is one of the many fiends that The Misfits have, he's also part of the fiend club

by Mr_Blanko February 5, 2005

the fields

Another name for plainfield, new jersey.

The party down in the fields was bangin.

by Killa Man man man January 27, 2006

The Felds

An area of moorland where nelly and his accomplice have concealed the bodies of their sexually mutilated child victims since the late 70s, believed to be in the east midlands area.

From my sex dungeon to The Felds, author Nelly Leatherdenim, out now on paperback at waterstones RRP £9.99

by Flaccid December 12, 2007

sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.

Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."

by ChaosBearer August 1, 2015