A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.
1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!
2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
by KTWIZZLE November 9, 2009

The second best player
by B00ba August 27, 2021

A girl who thinks she is the shit and has a false sense of entitlement. She is not nearly as cool, attractive, or smart as a fucking doorknob.
Molly Faker, blone girl is at a party and thinks she is too good for anyone and everyone, but even her decent looks do not compensate for her bitch of an attitude. She thinks she is too looking and guys are scared to talk to her, but in reality her RBF (Resting Bitch Face) says it all and the guys see right through it.
by PruvenOne March 6, 2015

by edasch April 16, 2020

Faker John is one the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™ along with Maria Williams and Peter
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Faker John's represent the polar opposite of Johns, they are unfriendly, lazy, extremely hard to approach and tend to possess psychopathic tendencies.
Person 1: Matthew is such a jerk! Can you believe what he did to Jenny?
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
Person 2: Yeah, what the hell, he's such a Faker John
by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

by NamlinGuy July 1, 2022

by ILikeChickenPatties December 1, 2017
