Crockpot

Something that is really cool/awesome.

Yooo that guy is totally crockpot

by butterdog99 July 16, 2022

Colon Crockpot

When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.

That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.

by Greyhippieman November 1, 2019

Crockpot

Nickname, a proper response to being called home skillet.

What’s up home skillet? Not much crockpot.

by anonymous February 15, 2021

Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.

1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

Crockpot

This stuff is absolute shit.

Crockpot means gross food is coming

by Penis fg May 26, 2021

Erotic Crockpot

To have a female spit on your gooch and mix it with your pre cum...sliding the mixture to your butthole and swirling it around in your ass.

At first I was timid...but after the Erotic Crockpot, it loosened me up and I rode her like a stallion!

by Drooby00 July 26, 2021

Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.

Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.

by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020