Cool ass mother fucker that spits sick freestyle raps.One can not become a young crockpot you are just born one.
by Heaze December 21, 2016
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When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.
After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot
by Ezypicknz February 13, 2023
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When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
Jimmy, gave his girl a Chili in a Crockpot until his pecker looked like a chocolate Banana!
by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022
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When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.
by Greyhippieman November 2, 2019
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A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.
-Linda, are you still with Nick?

- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
by ListenLynda September 16, 2017
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The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
John gave me a California crockpot
by Yes’m October 11, 2020
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When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.
Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?

While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
by Slainte October 4, 2013
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