When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
by Urban humor December 22, 2015
When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours (perhaps causing abdominal pain), preparing to serve up a buttload of stinking floaters (perhaps interspersed with blood, or stained dark by blood).
Craig: I haven't pooped in a while, Anne. What's going on?
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.
by Metastases April 19, 2016
when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!
by chirpydalek August 28, 2016
The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"
If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!
by Ferenczy April 18, 2016
"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."
How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot
How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot
by Buddah61 August 29, 2016
When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
by Greyhippieman November 2, 2019