by ABowlOfChowder1234 December 20, 2017
One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.
A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.
by Logan2255 August 15, 2010
rules and amendments for men to say and do certain things such as the right to say "no homo" to contradict any gay statement.
Dude I want to just put my dick in Tom Brady's mouth and stroke "no homo".
Man that's just homo man.
No its not i said no homo. its in the man constitution or manstitution.
Man that's just homo man.
No its not i said no homo. its in the man constitution or manstitution.
by boreashell September 19, 2009
New orwellian american constitution roughly outlined by George Orwells 1984 becomes reality during the Trumpian era
The orwellian amerikan constitution replaced the original constitution adopted during trumps reign and became the new norm where censorship was ok as long as Facebook or Twitter did it adhering to the new standards for freedom of speech and other constitutional rights largely resembling the dystopia book 1984
by Dgnflyinca December 3, 2020
Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .
by aman73 December 18, 2012
The mandatory followed guide to law enforcement followed by none in Canada and triangulating once again on the little boys locked in the Westwood public school storage rooms with toothbrush holder hernias
THE CONSTITUTION ACTS, 1867 to 1982 is a abstract set of laws which not one medic or policemen follows after 3000000 libelous medical cases brought for marijuana legalization efforts. Suspended at leisure contrary to the 1948 ethics laws and the Ontarians with disabilities and vulnerable sector acts
by Cody5050 February 22, 2022
The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment
"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."
It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.
"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."
It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.
by 2B+ June 7, 2022