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Coffee

1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely awesome, profound, or otherwise regarded as favorable.

2) noun

An object of awesomeness.

synonyms: awesome, cool
antonyms: decaf
1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, that's so coffee.

2)
A: I found $100!
B: Coffee!
by David Fier November 11, 2004
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Coffee flavored coffee

Coffee that tastes like coffee. Doesn't tastes like hazelnut, vanilla, pumpkin spice or whatever. Coffee like it was meant to be.
From Denis Leary's Lock and Load:

Been in Dunkin' Donuts lately? The last bastion of coffee flavored coffee? It's gone. Forget about it. You walk in there now, there's people wearing berets, they're writing poetry on computers, there's a kid behind the counter: "Would you like a coffee kuhlata?"

Fuck no! www.blowme.com! Coffee Kuhlata -- what the hell is that all about? Man, when I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts had two things -- coffee, and donuts, and that WAS IT! You took the donut, you dunked it in the cofee, thus the fuckin title of the place! Duuuuuuuuuukin DONUTS!

That's all the had, donuts and coffee, nothing else, no ice, no napkins, no soda, no salt, no pepper, no parfait, no crousants, NOTHING! You walk in there now, there's soup flying around, people are eating finger sandwiches... They got donuts on display in a case, like relics from a former era, you know. 'Here's what we used to serve. We used to fry 'em up and sell them by the dozen, back in the 70's.'
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008
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Coffee

A black liquid that gives me energy and a will to live.
I was wondering why I was feeling so crappy, and then I realized I hadn't had any coffee this morning.
by The Napping Queen February 9, 2019
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Coffee

Aka Brown morning potion.

The substance that prevents mass homicide and keeps humanity alive
If I don't get coffee, all of yall are gonna die
by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019
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Coffee

Something people drink to activate their inner intelligence, also to be harassed about how much cream and sugar they put in it.
"Hey Cam, Want some Coffee with that cream?! HAHAHAHA!!"
by Lee_Harvey_Oswald October 23, 2019
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Coffee

johnny: My dad knew I liked beans
So like he was just playing with beans
He dropped it, and then he dropped it on the rock
And then it slid, and then hot water started pouring
And then coffee!
by ghfvtjtjfrnchtukkdhi January 2, 2020
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Coffee

There’s something special in the act of drinking a cup of coffee with someone else. It’s beautiful, special, and the best part of the day!
Waking up to a fresh pot of coffee looking into the eyes of the love of my life
by Just the truth! December 8, 2020
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