Clem maddia

Play on words with the word chlamydia.

At a public health center:"clem maddia. Please pick up your clap test rr rr results from the front desk".

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Lord Clem

The undisputed goat who solos fiction. God of everything

Lord Clem created the universe and everything in it

by Undisputed Fact Writer July 17, 2021

pop a clem

When you're low on vitamin C and feisty af so you eat tiny oranges known as clementines. Preventative action against scurvy, especially when you're out to sea.

"Covid19 is spreading quickly, you better pop a clem every couple of hours." "Black Beard's past time was to pop a clem."

by Gladus Tuesday March 25, 2020

Clem

Its a clum, a clump of cum that you usually find in doors. they can also be found as fathers. be careful kids thats not ur dad thats a clump of cum

"I found a *clum* in dad's drawer!"
"thats not our dad thats a clump of cum clem.."

by Kazsuaha March 27, 2022

Griffin Clem

If you ever meet a Griffin Clem then you probably met the only one on earth, he is kinda strange and a MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT!!! I would know (I'm a guy by the way, he is gay)

“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN CLEM AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”

by Smaeul July 11, 2024

Clem

The act of necrophilia, specifically having intercourse with freshly cremated ashes.

Zach was excited to clem Deborah, since she had passed away last week.

by CopenhagenCrush April 12, 2025

Clem Mango

Clem mango is a cult created by fans of Only the poets!

You can find perfect mangos in England 👍

“What does your pfp mean?..”

“Oh! I’m in a cult called “The Clem mango cult”

“I-?..”

by clemmangoourbeloved June 2, 2022