Jamaica, we have a bobsled team

From the movie Cool Runnings, they have a tune they sing that's "Some people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team"

Can be essentially a form to randomly convey a sense of nonsense comically in a situation; Being that Jamaica is not know for being ideal to bobsled in; but are know for getting high. So its funny to think of Jamaicans getting high and bobsledding in dirt like its snow.

"Houston, we have a problem"
"Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"

by The absolute August 18, 2025

Jamacian Bobsled

The act of putting toilet paper in the water before taking a dump, so there won't be skid marks after flushing.

If you don't want them to know you dumped in there, just do a Jamacian Bobsled and light a match.

by 71770 November 21, 2020

Alabama Bobsled

When your female first cousin/sister slides on ice and your penis goes in her vagina due to the force associated with the slide.

Me n cousin Kelly were out on the ice neked and we did an Alabama bobsled from 30ft apart.

by Original Worm February 13, 2022

jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Jamaican Bobsled

The use of Vaporub as lubrication.

She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.

by Grim Tiswold January 21, 2022

Himalayan Bobsled

When a Man ashes a joint on the female clitoris, then proceeds to lick the ash from her pussy giving immortal pleasure for both subjects

Don’t ash in the ashtray silly, my pussy is clean, give mommy the Himalayan Bobsled.

by YeIsJesus June 19, 2023

Buffalo bobsled

The Buffalo bobsled is when Josh Allen pounds you wife while beating your favorite team at the same time

I took my wife to the bills game and found out that she got Buffalo bobsledded in the bathroom by the whole team

by That one bills fan December 14, 2025