Alabama Bobsled

When your female first cousin/sister slides on ice and your penis goes in her vagina due to the force associated with the slide.

Me n cousin Kelly were out on the ice neked and we did an Alabama bobsled from 30ft apart.

by Original Worm February 13, 2022

Jamaica, we have a bobsled team

From the movie Cool Runnings, they have a tune they sing that's "Some people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team"

Can be essentially a form to randomly convey a sense of nonsense comically in a situation; Being that Jamaica is not know for being ideal to bobsled in; but are know for getting high. So its funny to think of Jamaicans getting high and bobsledding in dirt like its snow.

"Houston, we have a problem"
"Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"

by The absolute August 18, 2025

jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Swedish Bobsled

A sexual act that is done by placing a Zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6mg strength) on the tip of your penis and ramming it balls deep on the first stroke while having sex.

"me and my wife were getting bored in bed, so we tried the swedish bobsled to spice it up!"

by m3samadn3ss March 16, 2024

Jamaican Bobsled

The use of Vaporub as lubrication.

She didn’t have any KY, so we raided the medicine cabinet and took the Jamaican Bobsled for a spin.

by Grim Tiswold January 21, 2022

Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.

Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”

by Butt Fucker 3000 August 16, 2024

The Jamaican bobsled

Find a steep gravel road and lay on it flat stomach with your cock facing up. Have someone push you done then the gravel will tear the skin off your penis.

“How’d you get into the hospital”

“Oh I did the Jamaican bobsled”

by Jantie th February 5, 2020