thank you captain obvious

What you reply to someone who has just said something completely stupid and obvious.

Joe: Wow it sure is hot here in the desert huh?
Tom: Well thank you captain obvious...

by puje November 11, 2009

thank u, next

thank u, next is the 11th track off of her 5th studio album. It's about her ex's and how she grateful for all of them.
Big Sean: "Thought I'd end up with Sean but he wasn't a match"
Ricky Alvarez: "Wrote some songs about Ricky now i listen and laugh"
Pete Davidson: "Even almost got married and for Pete, I'm so thankful"
Mac Miller: Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm 'cause he was an angel

friend: have you heard ariana grande' s new song?
me: yes. thank u, next

by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ November 8, 2018

Thanatophobia

Fear of death or dying.
Also known as Thantophobia.

"Ever since her mother died she has had a bad case of thanatophobia."

by Mariam Unknown June 11, 2006

Thania

Lover Coffee. Typically lives drawing and singing. She's A sports girl. She's the nicest girl you'll ever meet. She hates being mean. But when you've pushed her buttons for too long, she's the meanest you'll ever see. She's One Of The cutest you'll ever meet. That girl truly is beautiful. Inside and out. If You get the chance you better keep her. She's One Of a kind. If You lose her, you'll always want her back but it won't happen. She has a great future and is the kind of girl you'll want to spend an eternity with. She's A keeper.

That girl over there , she looks nice, smart, And is hot. She looks like a thania.

by Itzii February 10, 2017

Thank the thank

a reciprocation of thanks. thanking the thanker, for the thank just received.

also known as "Thanking the thank".

Hey, thanks for all of your help with the yard work!

--Reply--
No no no, thank you.. ;)

One may thank the thank for ulterior purposes..
An innocent, yet bold move in the world of MILFs and MILF Hunting. A polite power move to promote intimacy and hidden agendas.

by MrStealUrGirlGC September 3, 2011

Thanatoid

Death-like or resembling death.

Satisfy your Thanatoid Jones

by Mo December 4, 2004

thank job

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.

I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.

by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009