Texas Leaf Blower

When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.

Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!

by Rionox September 30, 2022

Sparks, Texas

A small community in the eastside of El Paso, famous for its strip clubs and good weed

man i just went to "Sparks,Texas" first i went to pick up some weed and some liquor to pre-game before hitting up the strip clubs.

"Sparks, Texas" is cool place to be

by crazypete23 December 26, 2011

texas lane change

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.

"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."

by gwiz September 11, 2008

Texas

The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries.

Russians? Fuckin' love cowboy hats and Texas.
Italians? Fuckin' love Texas.
Japanese? Fuckin' love Texas.
Chinese? Fuckin' love Texas.

The only people who hate Texas? People from Oklahoma.

"No way! You're from Texas?! Can I put that as the country you're from instead of U.S.A?" -Hostel owner in Rome

by That's What we Call a clusterf July 1, 2011

Textation

A conversation/dialog with another individual via Text Messaging.

I was having a textation with my 18 year old daughter about her desire to get a tattoo.

by Kenn Edwards January 8, 2008

texas air conditioning

cold beer held in crotch while driving.

frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.

by hnbc August 4, 2006

Texas Pipe Cleaner

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.

I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.

by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020