twittering

A word by people who don't actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. Whenever used, they are referring to the word "tweet", but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.

Brian: Hey, are you twittering?
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.

by Josh9001 April 6, 2009

twittering

Glib approach to a complex problem. Skimming along the surface. Simple-minded approach. Using shortcuts and platitudes.

While millions lost their homes to foreclosures, it seemed like Congress was mainly twittering. There were no signs of active, meaningful assistance.

Nero twittered as Rome burned.

by Songpoet January 27, 2011

titering

the act of acting like a tit.

david:"what is michael doing?"
fiona:"dont know but he appears to be titering!!"
david:"what a tit!!"

by lexie0811 December 14, 2008

Fettering

The act of packing a huge bowl and sectioning it off with the lighter, carefully hovering the flame above the bowl without touching the fire to it, to produce a massive bong milk.

"Dude i had this nug of dank, it was tiny so i was fettering every hit!"

by detectt April 22, 2010

bettering

something said on the phone to me and I was convinced that it WAS a word.... and now it is.

I love you Kyle

he was bettering the butter

by Lisa August 12, 2004

Kettering University

Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's

I attend Kettering University because my daddy pays for all my shit. He even still wipes my ass!

by ima realist July 9, 2009

tittering

1. hard nipples through shirt
2. glass cutters
3. possible strip club name

john: omg! look at dat girl!
clint: who? where? oh shit! daaamn!
john: i kno...she's tittering.

or

john: ey where u goin tonite?
clint: dude! i'm goin to TITTERIN'!!

by fabs April 17, 2005