Tessa

If your a Tessa, ur a straight up bum. Complete gaysauce. Real weird. Kinda funny, but ultimately, super stupid. People will always steel youre pencil case and some, if not most of your rice.

Tessa, you bum.

by holdupwut March 21, 2020

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Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"

Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."

by GaCaSm June 15, 2010

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Usualy an indian who is but ugly,

Yo dude that tessa is a wrongen right there
person 2:- drop kick

by tom manstoop March 24, 2009

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A girl with big boobs and a big ass that gives you a Bonner 🍆💦

Hey Tessa you look sexy

by Jack 777 December 13, 2018

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Goes great with a Tyson,Timmy ,or nick. Tessa is a strong lovable quirky person. She’s the person that will tell a person that she likes them right anyway. Tessa is mostly to be a athlete like a gymnast or a softball player , volleyball player

Omg is That Tessa ?
She’s really thicc

Omg did you know Tessa is dating nick

by Imagod12345 October 13, 2019

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