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Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
mugGet the Simp Cuck Temp-Hubbymug.

temps

short for “temporary license”. otherwise known as a “permit”, or learners permit.
Person 1: “Hey! Did you pass your temps test??”

Person 2: “Yes! I have my temps now!”
by pagism February 17, 2022
mugGet the tempsmug.

TEMP

That’s Exactly My Point
Adrian: this nigga has no experience to fight nobody.

Tyrell: TEMP, he’s not built like that.
by MelDaGoat March 19, 2023
mugGet the TEMPmug.

hemp temp

I've got a mad hemp temp, brother.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
mugGet the hemp tempmug.

temp ting

Temp ting: A temporary person or situation or a sweet one (hot and temp innit)
“Bro that Albanian gyal is a temp ting”

“Na man i won’t be diarrhoea forever its a temp ting”
by ZK and speedinma2seater March 19, 2022
mugGet the temp tingmug.

Temp

"Temp is the best girl ever"
by Eternity.life November 27, 2024
mugGet the Tempmug.

low body temp women

A low body temp woman is one of skin and bone. Nothing to keep you cold under the blanket, and nothing to face the cold.
Darrien: “Man I’m tired of all these low body temp women. Always runnin’ up my heat bill”
by Seljii December 3, 2022
mugGet the low body temp womenmug.

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