teddy

teddy is a guy who seems like he would be the best person in the world but he’s not he will ruin your life you say or do a bad thing around him your in trouble he hates the word no so you have to deal with what he says because teddy is a scary person but on the inside teddy is scared he’s a little pussy you need to be careful if you know a teddy.
look here comes teddy let’s hide
by tiktok addict February 21, 2020
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(verb) - The act of going down on a female ; the tongue in and or around the vaginal area. Eating it up.

(antonym) - Plies version of becky

(origin) - The females needed a nickname for what they wanted
guy: ay girl lemme get some of that becky.

girl: man fuck that becky, you better get down and give me teddy
by bossman92 December 05, 2009
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The love of my life. Cuddly cute and very passionate. Hes a hard core gamer who loves his woman. Hes tall dark and handsome who dont put up with shit unless he loves you. And when he loves he loves for life. Hes a keeper and women would love to have him. Hes a one woman man. A true romantic with a heart of gold. But sometimes he can be an asshole, although hes quick to fix your pain. Hes a lover who ill love forever.
The teddy has stolen my heart.
by Pakoalabear July 28, 2019
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teddy

another name for a beer.

it is derived from the middle linebacker of the new england patriots, Teddy Bruschi. another name for a beer is bruschi, and since his first name is teddy, you just use that. his name brings it all together.
--- Beer = Bruschi = Teddy, therefore, Beer = Teddy
We picked up some teddys and went to the party, and proceeded to pun mad bitches.
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Any person unfortunate enough to be named Teddy carries the burden of being sexually attracted to PC parts. His porn folder involves photos of GPUs and CPUs, as well as SSDs and RAM. He can't handle going five minutes without telling someone that his PC is better than theirs.

you might as well name your kid jack or something
person1: Jesus christ, all those techies in the I.T. building are probably named teddy.
person2: Wanna bet on it?
person 3: yes
by two trucks playing chess August 19, 2021
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Teddy is a woman who is obsessed with her dog and enjoys eating pizzelles in bed naked while watching crime shows.
That girl is such a teddy
by deerpark2016 March 02, 2016
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another name for a beer.

as in Teddy Brusque of the new england patriots. the connection is that a beer is also called a brusque wich in turn can also be called a teddy because his name ties it all together.
We picked up some teddys and went to the party.
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