Monster Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

Tebow Tie

Tea-Bow Tie

1. The act of "Tebowing" in the nude over ones' partner's neck, while in the prone position, thus resting the testicles on the throat giving the effect of a bow tie.

2. See Tebowing as reference
3. Addendum to Kama Sutra, 2012

John got so drunk last night, he gave Steve a Tebow Tie last night.

by Allan Holiday January 2, 2012

tabloidshipping

also called Kaibacest, tabloidshipping is the slash-y pairing between the two Kaiba brothers, Seto and Mokuba

Tabloidshipping is my favorite yaoi pairing.

by Jordyann January 11, 2008

Tebowla Virus

The epidemic that is coming to our world on December 21, 2012. All right-handed people of various race and origin will become left-handed virgins.

The Tebowla Virus will mark the end of the world.

by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012

teeloolee

TEE-loo-lee

A small penis, particularly that of a child.

An emasculating reference to a man's junk.

Don't get your teeloolee caught in your zipper, Timmy ... and don't forget to wash your hands!

The dude's got a teeloolee ... any smaller it would be a clit.

by 3-Ball June 26, 2020

TedLock

A TedLock is a unbreakable hold in which a man of a shy nature cuckholds you with an inch of you life, mercy in his hands and only time to tell, this move was created out of love and hope but when used with malicious intent can be fatal...

"fuck off Joe you stinky little twat" as Ted sneaks behind him and puts him in a hold unreachable by the beta male, smacks his feet to the ground and reaches his arms around Joe's neck as he clenches his left shoulder to the floor, Joe is no longer a human, just road kill a result of years of training and bacon scariness. He has been in a TedLock

by Markbobcat October 3, 2020

Teflon Con

A term used for a person, woman, man, camera, T.V. that is a well known con artist who has yet to pay for ANY of their lifelong crimes.

These crimes usually consist of tax and bank fraud, obstruction of justice, bribery, defamation, and more. Not to mention the numerous atrocities committed by said con.

The Teflon Con is sweatin' bullets after losing this election. As he should be after the Supreme Court said that there are limits to the powers of the presidency and stoutly reaffirmed the principle that not even the president is above the law.

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020