Cock Teaser

Cock tease

A woman who reconnects with you after 20 years, tells you of her open marriage, of a threesome she's had, mentions how big you are, suggests meeting up in a foreign country and having fun, copies you in on sex-fantasy texts she exchanges with an ageing rockstar, sends you graphic nude pictures of herself, sends you videos of herself masturbating to orgasm and licking the vibrator. Tells you she loves you. But when you say something sexual back, about desiring her and wanting to kiss and finger her, she tells you she "isn't comfortable with the sex-talk". When you point out the imbalance she tells you "so I don't think we're going to have sex again, and I didn't send you those videos/pics to encourage anything."

Me: She sent me her wank videos but says we'll never fuck.
The universe: What a cock teaser!

by Capybara1 August 22, 2021

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brain teaser

While receiving a blowjob, the man pulls out and blows his load up the blower's nose, then screams, "That will give you something to think about!"

Sarah dumped Jim after he gave her a brain teaser.
But I thought she liked puzzles...

by Billy Jenkins January 6, 2008

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Twat Teaser

A girl that leads a guy on to believing they want to be more than just friends, or progress into a relationship, and or one night stand.

That bitch lead me on so rank, she's such a twat teaser! Now she's banging that prick.

by DarrenS December 9, 2008

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brain teaser

A brain teaser is getting your brain teased...obviously.
If you dont have the imagination to determine wat a brain teaser is, then youre officially stupid.

person:brain teaser!!!
idiot:wats a brian teaser?
person:your dumb
idiot:i know...

by shaggy 2 dope September 30, 2006

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