Camels Teapot

A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .

Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .

by Giraffe Phalanges October 26, 2017

Nkecha/Teapup

An amazing person & friend, always there for you when you're down or need someone to share your shit humor with.
She's also a furry, take that how you will.

*Insert ass extended version here*

Anyways, away from the serious topic-
"UWGUIAWRGWUAGRBQWURYGA" -Nkecha Probably

She's a Nkecha/Teapup

by wrsfWarsfWas4erfvrf November 26, 2020

pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.

"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".

by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014

Teapot wank

An act of masturbation where the person sticks at least one finger up their ass whilst masturbating.

Robert- Why're you looking at that kettle in a weird way
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.

by Lancastrian Wolf November 19, 2013

Teapot jacuzzi

When a guy puts his balls in a tea pot and his lady friend blows through the snout. This creates a Jacuzzi effect on the balls.

My girlfriend gave me the most awesome teapot Jacuzzi while staying in koh lipe.

by Giovanni Girth October 2, 2017

Teaphilia

Teaphilia is fondness of and love for drinking tea.

Xelle manifests her teaphilia by storing many types of tea in her cabinet and she loves to drink them throughout the day.

by Jozaf October 16, 2017

Brookside Teapot

Receiving oral from a woman, you ejaculate in her mouth. She retains the prize, you then proceed to insert a hand into her vajin or anal passage at her choosing. Once the hand is secured , proceed to pick her rear end up, holding the back of her neck. As she opens her mouth, the man butter pours off her chin like a nice brew of earl grey.

A variation of the Brookside teapot is the Teaset, which involves a lady lying on her back, mouth open, acting as a teacup.

Bro, I brewed a batch so big in last nights Brookside Teapot, the cup ran over ! Hell of a mess on the couch.

by English Bob Limey twat June 17, 2009