Technical Masochism

When you are a nerd and can't get enough high so you go on taking longer non-efficient paths just to be able to rant about your IT frustration about things.

> installs a chinese rom that you cant even half read
>ranting that rom cause you cant read it

Bruh, you are showing symptoms of Technical Masochism
A new level of maso

by Anime Kaizoku February 10, 2021

technical testosterone

The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.

Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.

by RaymondKing June 10, 2011

technical malfunction

Phrase used to cover up total incompetence and or stupidity

My computer had a convenient technical malfunction as it failed to sync with my iPad, so I have now been double booked for the meeting

by Swanno December 20, 2013

Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality

You can be Racist but on a Technicality. If you are Intellectually Smart enough, you can get out of any situation, wherein you are accused of being Racist. You can use Race-Pity as a Reason but not alone, as in, you cannot say " THIS IS RACE PITY IM NOT RACIST" but you can still use it if you are Smart enough, I won't explain more because only Smart People should Understood.

Thats not being racist, its Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality

by NotJunhaISwear June 13, 2021

Technical Nude

When you get a picture that's seductive enough to jerk it to but not actually a nude.

Just got half a nipple from Katie mother fucking Cooper. Technical Nude!

by Okibum18 August 17, 2016

technicity online

Technicity online, a game based off the game "Zelda" online, but a lot better. Technicity Online is an RPG game with , magic, quest, basing, and more.

bro, come play technicity online with me. we can fight 1v1 using our magic skills.

by yoahi May 21, 2017

Technical Guruji

A guy who flaunts his wealth for making other people jealous and showing they are low standard.

Manish- I own the flagship iPhone 12 pro max. You can't even dream to buy it.
Deefak- Stop speaking like technical guruji

by Papa_ji_ August 3, 2021