noun: a person, typically a guard, who shows feelings, concern or going out of one's way to make things easier outside of normal boundries towards detainee's at Guantanamo Bay.
Guard 1: Hey, did you here what John did on Bravo, unbelievable right?
Guard 2: Oh I know right, dudes such a tainer lover.
Guard 2: Oh I know right, dudes such a tainer lover.
by TLST September 23, 2009
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Example of a Tanner Story:
This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.
This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.
by Komrad Krunch January 19, 2009
Get the Tanner Story mug.A man's name of Turkish descent meaning "Warrior of the Dawn". A man possessing this name is usually characterized by an unreasonable amount of love for technology and fast food. A Taner can eat multiple buckets of KFC wings while watching SpaceX launching their rockets in space. In the end he still wouldn't be full and would order a jumbo Domino's pizza. Taner also likes to abuse alcohol and hit on everything that remotely resembles a girl, but he never does drugs.
-Wow, that guy just ordered 3 large meals for himself!
-Yeah, and I saw him ordering desert from another place on his new iPhone...
-His name must definitely be Taner.
-Yeah, and I saw him ordering desert from another place on his new iPhone...
-His name must definitely be Taner.
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amokin body, awesome, your bestest buddy, RANDOMN, and well she is realy cool to meet her eyes are usualy a dark gray or an ice blue depending on her mood occasionally a dark green or a very icy green. She loves to talk. gives poeple advice, if she falls in love it is really rare, goes fort he guilt trip, loves to party, but knows when to be serious.
If you meet her in about 3 days she will be one of your closest friends.
amokin body, awesome, your bestest buddy, RANDOMN, and well she is realy cool to meet her eyes are usualy a dark gray or an ice blue depending on her mood occasionally a dark green or a very icy green. She loves to talk. gives poeple advice, if she falls in love it is really rare, goes fort he guilt trip, loves to party, but knows when to be serious.
If you meet her in about 3 days she will be one of your closest friends.
by Tayberry April 21, 2008
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Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
by Dora Bang August 28, 2012
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by OKStar June 28, 2009
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