black lacquer table

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.

5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

by el viceo May 2, 2006

table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.

by Table Lobster June 16, 2014

Tayley

A beautiful, sweet, smart and kind girl. Tayley is usually a girl’s very uncommon and unique just like her. You won’t fin anyone like Tayley, she’s wise beyond her years. In an instant she can go from being the most extroverted person on this earth to basically leaving you wondering if she can speak. Her quiet nature can be at a great advantage to her she can find basically anything and everything, she’s a great listener and you can talk to about anything. Most people are left shocked about how sweet and kind and just perfect she is. She’s the greatest friend and any boy would be the luckiest guy on earth to have her as his girlfriend. Tayley is the definition of jaw dropping.

Someone wow Tayley is so smart
Someone else don’t forget she’s absolutely gorgeous aswell
Tayleys friend in the background- don’t forget she’s kind aswell!

by WATERMELONGURLMC March 9, 2019

coffee-table rock

Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.

-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.

by alxrgrs July 18, 2010

Rid the table

To clean up the table after a meal.

"Susan, will you rid the table so I can wash the dishes?"

by Yoakam October 7, 2008

dining room table

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse

Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."

by yankhadenuf September 13, 2009

ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

by Borntwopk December 12, 2013