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tard

Australians, in particular, people from the state of New South Wales often refer to people from the state of Victoria (especially people in Melbourne) as "tards". Often aimed at Melbourne Victory Football Club in chants at A-League football matches around the country.
(To the tune of my old man said follow the van)
My old man said be a Victory fan
And I said bollocks you're a c**t
We hate the tards and we f*ckin know it
We hate the Tards and we're gonna show it
With Zdrlic and Yorkie, Pierre Litbarski
They're the boys that's gonna do us fine
And if you support the Tards then you're a Melbourne b*stard
And you ain't no friend of mine
by westhamlet April 15, 2006
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TARD

TARD: Acronym that stands for "Trump Accountability Rejection Disorder", but can be used in the same way as the non acronym version.

TARDs: Plural of TARD

Refusal of former members of the GOP party, now known as trumpublicans or tRumpTards, to hold resident tRump accountable for ANY of his numerous crimes or immoral characteristics.
Me: That guy in the MAGA hat evidently suffers from TARD.
Wife: That's not very nice to say about someone.
Me: No, TARD is an acronym. It means Trump Accountability Rejection Disorder.
Wife: What?
Me: Even though he's done blatant & obviously illegal & immoral crap before and after getting into office, even as much as blatant obstruction of justice, FEC violations (paying off a porn star), abandoning our allies (the Kurds), and even admitting to holding back military funds from Ukraine on the condition that they dig up / manufacture dirt on a political rival; his supporters in the GOP refuse to hold him accountable for it.
Wife: Okay yeah, right. That seems legit..
Me: But I use the term & acronym interchangeably when talking about tRumpTards anyways.
Wife: Sighs....
by John [word] Smithy October 21, 2019
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Tarded

Someone who is not mentally or physically challenge but are immature and lacking so much intelligence that the prefix “re” has been provoked
Tarded mainstreamers: “HELP

“HELPSHSJDJ”

“HEL”
“DHRRKFHRNELDIRN”
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Me: tarded gen zers
by Kyor March 19, 2021
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TARD

Trump Acceptance Refusal Disorder -- A mental disorder exemplified by the refusal to accept that Donald J Trump won the election.
Terry: Trump is NOT MY PRESIDENT!
Izzy: Terry, you are not accepting reality. You have TARD.
by k...7 November 20, 2016
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tard

Any player, coaching staff member, or fan of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which was widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
Guy 1: We beat Melbourne 3-0
Guy 2: Yeah, and didn't they have Muscat sent off?
Guy 1: Yep...stupid Tard!
by Merrick July 16, 2008
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tard

the official nickname of a person who supports, plays for, manages the Melbourne Victory Football Club.
Sydney FC Supporter: We lost to the Tards again!
QLD Roar Supporter: Doesn't surprise me!
by budakajana April 15, 2006
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tard

a person who acts retarded. a stupid person who people think are dumb when they open their mouth. they act dorky. they dont have good social skills.
dont call me a tard call me a retard.
by sonny vital. January 16, 2008
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