A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.
The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.
Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
by benighse June 27, 2009
Get the Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail mug.A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.
by wolf15668 November 3, 2013
Get the tattle tale mug."I got a turd tale for you guys: this shit for so hard, I had to hold the side of the toilet and lift my legs in the air.
by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008
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Excited Friend: "I just got a nuke in COD"
Non-Chalant Friend:"Cool story bro"
Formerly excited, now pissed off friend: "Entrancing tale brethren."
Non-Chalant Friend:"Cool story bro"
Formerly excited, now pissed off friend: "Entrancing tale brethren."
by AY.EFF.101 December 11, 2010
Get the entrancing tale brethren mug.A 'fuck tale' is a short story, or rather long story that is most commonly told by men, to other men, about banging the opposite sex.
Fuck tales are often also referred to as bragging rights, douche talk, and can also be told when things go bad wrong in the bedroom.
Fuck tales are often also referred to as bragging rights, douche talk, and can also be told when things go bad wrong in the bedroom.
Cody- "Yo bro, I got one hell of a fuck tale for you!
Dante- "Hook a brother up with a fuck tale, I ain't heard one in a hot second bro!"
Cody-"Last night I was doing the wild thang with this girl I just met, and out of know where the bitch started eating chicken fingers!
Dante- "That was a dank fuck tale"
Dante- "Hook a brother up with a fuck tale, I ain't heard one in a hot second bro!"
Cody-"Last night I was doing the wild thang with this girl I just met, and out of know where the bitch started eating chicken fingers!
Dante- "That was a dank fuck tale"
by bamf00 June 5, 2010
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A bed that makes loud noises from any movement, usually related to when sexual activities take place.
by athemissbitch May 8, 2014
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