Givey Giverson Canny Takerson

Pronounced {Giv-ee Giv-er-suhn Kan-ee Teyk-er-suhn}

An individual who abuses (either verbally or physically) other individuals but becomes frustrated or defensive when a similar act is performed on them. Especially from the victim of previous abuse.

John - "Your Ma!"

Tony - "No! Your Ma!"

John - "How dare you, Tony!"

Tony - "John you are a Givey Giverson Canny Takerson!"

by djdilly October 29, 2010

Diarrhea Takeout

The most vicious diarrhea caused by Chinese takeout food. Symptoms that show Diarrhea Takeout include eating takeout, burning of the anus, yellowish colored puss and blood seeping from the anal cavity, and itching of the rectum. If you are one of the 30 that manage to make it to the toilet in time, you will be able to compare the experience to anal childbirth and wiping your ass with sandpaper. Side affects may include nausea, loss of appetite, inability to sit properly, and blackouts due to loss of body mass, involuntary fainting, and dehydration.

Why is Joe in the hospital is he okay?
He had Diarrhea Takeout, the doctors said he should make it.

by ThisHurts October 16, 2011

bad test taker

someone who is stupid but uses the excuse that they are just bad test takers to give the illusion that they are smart

Sarah is a bad test taker because she's a dumb bitch

by iwonamathdebate April 27, 2011

taker

A person who uses people and does not like to reciprocate niceness.

Matt is a taker for not sharing his home grown pineapple after all the rides we have given him to and from work and to his loser substance abuse class

by ILUVBOX1212 August 10, 2010

Taker

One who takes

Man 1: Hey that's not your cheese

Man 2: Scew you, I'm a taker

by UltimatePotato March 14, 2019

Indian Taker

The opposite of Indian Giver.

Used to describe the act of asking for something, then saying you don't want it yet.

Me: My wife asked for some help moving some stuff around, then said when I went to help that she didn't want it yet.
My friend: She's such an Indian Taker

by Little Computer Nerd December 18, 2009

Chinese takeout

When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.

I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.

by Rude Dude December 15, 2019