ticket taker

Someone who sells their freedom, morals, independence, soul, etc. in exchange for material wealth and worldly pleasures. (In other words, a sellout of the worst degree.) These people are typically lapdogs of the dark overlords that run the media and entertainment industry.

Ben Shapiro is often hailed as a prodigy, but he’s really just another ticket taker. He sold himself to the media industry and now he’s a spineless cuck who only does what (((they))) tell him to.

by EliteNinja26 July 29, 2023

The Shin Taker

The Shin Taker is someone who is under 5'0, wears a plague doctor mask with a bunny hoodie on.
People do not know what The Shin Taker's gender is, so people say normally they/them.
The Shin Taker has many weapons such as, an axe, chainsaw, knife, ect.
Anyone could become The Shin Taker if they're under 5'0. If you make 10 short jokes within a day they can legally take your shins. (You have to wear The Shin Taker outfit)

Friend 1: Uhhh what are you wearing?
Friend 2: Halloween costume.
Friend 1: Oh that makes sense!
Friend 2: *Takes friend 1's shins* and that's for all the short jokes you bastard.
Friend 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm bleeding out!
Friend 2: I'm The Shin Taker, you made multiple short jokes today. To be exact 10. I am legally allowed to take your shins.

by Mew_Thing October 21, 2020

Cake Taker

A supremely ugly person.

Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!

by derty_sanchez August 12, 2010

picture taker

'70s CB slang for police with radar.

There's a picture taker at mile marker 52.

by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007

Pipe Taker

A man who takes another mans penis up the asshole example anal intercourse.

He was a real pipe taker getting asshole fucked daily.

by Steveinredford February 2, 2009

Yard Taker

Gay male who takes a measurable amount of cock To the butt and or the mouth.

He is a Yard Taker. He loves the cock.

by Powdered Toast October 8, 2009

cake taker

Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.

You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.

by shazam723 March 23, 2010