A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.
by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019
Get the Slappy Taffy mug.Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."
Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."
Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."
by Evil Genius Prime July 29, 2013
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Get the Crotch Taffy mug.Taffy is an acronym that means something is really cool or awesome. The word comes from the saying "Tits As Fuck, Yo". If something is cool, it can be called "the tits" or "cool as fuck". This phrase combines the two, and becomes "Tits As Fuck, Yo", or simply Taffy.
Guy 1: Did you just see that Ferrari drive by? That thing was sweet!
Guy 2: Nah, that thing was TAFFY!
Guy 2: Nah, that thing was TAFFY!
by perkunas October 14, 2009
Get the taffy mug.Another name for "roast beef" which is when a girl's labia minor/majora are stretched out and tend to look like laffy taffy when it is sucked on and stretched out even more.
This can be seen in any porn flick and is definitely not an allusion to a girls posterior. A nice badunkadunk does not look anything like laffy taffy and laffy taffy stretched out looks similar to a well used labia also both are eaten the same way.
by thatguyernie January 9, 2006
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