Sacramento Turtleneck

When a male takes a "turtlehead" poking out his bunghole and draws the collar of a turtleneck on his partner.

She was complaining of being cold all evenin, so eventually I just gave her my Sacramento Turtleneck>

by the straw that stirs the drink March 24, 2009

barbie turtleneck

when you shove a barbie doll so far up your ass only the head sticks out

I lost my dildo so I gave myself a barbie turtleneck

by sickfuckingsickboy February 1, 2010

Giant thumb in a turtleneck

Slang for penis

I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.

by thumb in a turtleneck December 3, 2009

Enlarged thumb in a turtleneck

Fat willy

Theres an enlarged thumb in a turtleneck in my boxies

by Jai is proper fit May 18, 2020

Yul Brynner with a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis.

Pepe; "Hey John?"

John: "What's up Pepe?"

(Pepe is urinating behind a tree on the golf course)

Pepe; "Come over here and check out Yul Brynner with a turtleneck!"

by gamisiking August 6, 2016

Factory Tight Turtleneck

A euphemism for the vagina of a woman that has never had children.

Well, she had a factory tight turtleneck if you get my drift

by rocket69 August 3, 2010

baby's first turtleneck

The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!

The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.

"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"

by GOFS February 4, 2010