TILF

A teacher i'd like to fuck

ah, did you see the new english teacher? Tilf mate tilf!

by Sean Johnson December 5, 2007

Tailfeather

When someone shoots a load into the crack of someones ass and then rips the feathers out of the pilow and throws the feathers into the crack.

Last night, I was pounding away on Monica and after I shot my load I gave her a tailfeather.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

Tilf

Teach I would like to fuck

Dude.. is that your teacher, she is a totally tilf

by cutie2b June 1, 2009

TMILF

A Teen Mother I'd Like TO Fuck

That Girls Was Such A TMILF

by Emenny09 August 26, 2008

trilf

a transvestite i'd like to fuck

wha look at that trilf

man that trilf is trilfie

by Dharmin March 5, 2007

tilf

"TECHIE I'd like to fuck" as in a STAGEHAND theatre techie, not a nerdy tech person.

Mike is the original TILF.

by SafetyMan September 16, 2006

TWILF

Acronym, stands for "Tweep I'd like to follow."

"Man, that Fake Demetri Martin is one TWILF, if you know what I mean."

by blissfulslavery March 11, 2009