Torkild

Torkild is a name often associated with a God or powerful man. All Torkild's are soft and humble people, but when intimidated or assaulted, the Torkild quickly turns lethal. Most people named Torkild also have an incredible ability to make females fall for him. His handsomeness and height (yeah, Torkild's are tall) makes females drop their panties. All in all, Torkild's are good guys who you should give at least 10$ everyday to ensure you'll live to see the sunlight the next day. Torkild's mainly reproduce only when necessary, but might do it for fun sometimes.

Side note: Torkild's are the peak of human evolution.

Example 1-
Hot female: Be careful, Torkild is here.
Hotter female: Yeah, he's so scary... And handsome

Example 2-
Jonas: Don't hurt me Torkild!
Torkild: Shut up, weakling. *kills Jonas with one punch*

Example 3-
Chuck Norris: Spare my life, for God's sake!
Torkild: I am... God

by Sex_Machine69 September 4, 2020

Expected no less from Torkel

The event when Torkel gets drunk and releases something funny on Snapchat

Peter: "Torkel just blacked out from 10 beers"
Teodor: "Expected no less from Torkel"

by Teoped January 27, 2018

torker

An action sometimes influenced by the act of maneating. Boys are led on, and made to look like fools. The process only lasts about a month. If torkering is done correctly, the boys come back for more.

We torkered him with phone calls and texts last december, and he came back for more this august.

by victoria pfleg August 25, 2007

torkue

a fat guy on fire who runs into the wall a million times.

The man was considered a torkue because he combusted into the wall.

by bobonase June 5, 2011

Torkil

Steal - Stole - Stolen

Fuck, Torkil just Torkil'd my snus!

by Awesome_Pie October 18, 2008

torked

broken.
when used in this sense, "torked" indicates anger and/or frustration with the situation.

Man, the hail from that storm really torked the roof of my car.

He got his face torked-up during that fist fight last night!

by [e-mail] July 5, 2009

Torkel

To goof up or mess up; a mistake or blunder. Can be used in a short version as an explative, "tork",

"What a torkel!"
"That was a real torkel"
"Torkel!" or "Tork!" in place of a foul expletive.
An example would be to describe a missed easy shot in a soccer.

by General Squid June 19, 2010