Tofu

A person with a personality that changes based on the other people they are with at that specific time. The "tofu" person has a generally bland personality when alone. They seem to temporarily absorb the thoughts, actions, and believes of those they are with.

Stephanie- "Jon is so tofu. He is a total jerk when he is around Will, but he's so sweet when it's just him and me."

by euphorality December 12, 2013

tofu nugget

fecal matter that collects in one's anal crevasse when one neglects to wipe for an extended period of time.

I really hope my boy friend doesnt make me swallow his tofu nuggets this time.

by SPK February 4, 2006

Tofu

Soya bean curd. A commonly used nickname. Soya bean curd.

My friend is very pale so we call her Tofu

The vegetarian was hungry so he ate some tofu.

by unicownrainbow September 20, 2012

tofu-pouching

v. the process by which a female will lay her genitalia over another person's face...preferrably while sleeping.

I love tofu-pouching people after i rail them in quake 2.

by RaZ August 7, 2003

Tofurkey

1) Slang for turkey.

2) Tofu that is shaped like a turkey.

1) Tofurkey? Shizzle! I'll make craizizzleberry and some bizach-slapped potatoes, yo!

2) I wasn't talking slang, you moron! I was talking about tofu shaped like a turkey!

by Psychic Jack January 19, 2004

tofucked

vegetarian for fucked-up

those nasty veggie burgers are tofucked

by errantnight January 16, 2009

tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"

man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."

by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010