toast

What commands Timmy Toast to kill.

"I hear toast!" -Timmy
"Does the toast talk to you? Does it order you to kill?" -Drabinowitz

by mattersy January 28, 2004

Toast

Gun, projectile weapon

We gon ride up wit tha toast and just bust slugs.

by Verock February 28, 2005

toast

A food superior to all other foods. Especially bread.
I mean, bread goes in a toaster and comes out toast!

(Girl): TOAST IS AMAZING!

(Boy): What's so great about it?

(Girl): ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?!?

*Girl hits boy repeatedly in the head with electrical cord*

by Emmaleehh January 3, 2008

toast

the new slang for totally
deriving from totes or toats

-you know what i mean?
-toast.

by wiper blade January 6, 2008

toast

A game played between a group of men where, in a circle, they all masterbate on a piece of toast. last person to jizz has to eat the toast.

"Hey, you guys wanna play toast?"

by rockandrollmcdonalds October 18, 2006

Toast

toast is used when a guy says sweet,nice things to a girl

Dont mind him his just trying to toast me

by Tobi Tobs May 7, 2007

Toast

Someone acting in a sarcastic and/or dry manner, similar to the dryness of actual toast.

Toast: "I love it when people take 3 hours to order a sandwich, man people are just so quick and considerate to others' busy schedules, thanks to them life is just so easy you know?"

Guy1: "Bro you are toasting pretty damn hard right now."

by Crucival January 20, 2016