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titties and beer

Title of an old Frank Zappa song. A pretty funny one at that. Can be found on albums "Zappa in New York" and "Baby Snakes".
I’m only interested in two things, and that’s
Titties and beer
You know what I mean?
What?
Titties and beer
by sford April 9, 2006
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itty-bitty-titties

your sister has itty-bitty-titties.
by Stevebacca July 29, 2008
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dust mop titties

Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.
Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.
by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011
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Titties

Titties is another way of saying Boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman attached to them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women.

Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Men's obsession with women's titties is explained by evolutionary biology.
by Emperor Shao Kahn December 16, 2019
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ass n titties

by anon. December 8, 2004
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burger titties

Breast that have succumbed to the pressure of gravity that hang lower than the average breast making the breast highly more edible, and to be held like a burger.
Niagra (a.k.a. Big Mandy a.k.a. Splat Pack) enjoys licking, slurping, and biting toppings off her burger titties such as sauteed onions, Cool Whip, and of course, cheese whiz.
by OG Crandall Vanwinkle July 2, 2010
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bomb-ass titties

A term used to distinguish amazingly nice breasts from your average nice set of knockers.
"Holy shit, is that Mark's little sister?"
"Yeah man, she's got some bomb-ass titties"
by porneggs May 22, 2006
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