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Typical White Man

A stereotypical caucasian male who's day goes as follows:

Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
This meeting probably takes place around a water-cooler.

Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?

Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
by i'm not maddox January 3, 2008
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TypicalType

TypicalType Is A Cool Guy
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Typical White Boy

A white boy (n.) a male, usually Caucasian, who acts in the steroetypical style of a privileged sexist brat (occasionally hot, but ugly due to shitty personality). This includes bro-ing, calling ppl baby, having an obsession with sneakers, egotism, sexting, ethnocentrism, douchey-ness, and ect
Girl: alright brb gonna take a shower
Typical white boy: without me? ;)
by Katice April 3, 2015
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tYpical

Used by all Maryvale girls graduated in 2004(and eventually any person that knows them) to describe any and all person, places, things, events, emotions, and luck of the draw to express certain sarcasm or agitation, boredem, jealousy, loathing, and other negative feelings. Term coined by mastermind Olivia Garrish. Abbreve: tYp
Olivia: What are you doing tonight?
Bethany: Hanging out with Pat.
Olivia: Ohh, tYpical.
by assley May 4, 2005
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Typical white girl

Starbucks lover, member of a school dance team, black male addict, rule breaker. brooke pumo
by Qetuo November 12, 2013
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Typical Manley

a munter or a person who doesnt understand things. derived from Mr J Manley
e.g person1 - can you get a pint of milk?

person2 - what u mean milk?

person1- your a typical manley!
by 66jh March 24, 2010
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Typical ratchet 6th grader

A short mexican girl with a weave, booty shorts, bad spelling and other things that make them a ugly ass potato with hair extensions. Also, the typical ratchet 6th grader includes still saying "or nah," and a Shitty Instagram with song lyrics as the caption of every fucking selfie.
"Destiny is such a slut"

"Don't worry she's just a typical ratchet 6th grader"
by Really ugly ass nigga December 12, 2014
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