An antonym of rose-tinted glasses.
To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
To see things through shit-tinted glasses means to look at things in a pessimistic manner, to see something negatively, and/or as worse than it actually was. Shit-tinted glasses is usually brought on by angst, having a particularly shit day, or even sometimes for no reason in particular.
Person 1: Fucking christ, looking back on it, my teachers back in elementary school were assholes.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
Person 2 (Person 1's friend and former classmate): Not really. Have you considered the thought that you're looking back into the past through shit-tinted glasses? You were kind of a little shit back then.
by Glennicus August 28, 2020

Keep playing wit me Laya Im gonna tint your windows.
That nigga came in late from the strip club so I tinted his windows.
Man #1: Hey man why is she wearing them dark shades?
Man #2: I caught her wit anotha dude and I tinted her windows.
That nigga came in late from the strip club so I tinted his windows.
Man #1: Hey man why is she wearing them dark shades?
Man #2: I caught her wit anotha dude and I tinted her windows.
by JMayBay March 15, 2008

A driver with tinted windows that cuts you off in traffic, with tinted window's ans when you cant see his face or where he is from you Scream TINTED FUCK HEAD!!!
by lizbellet33 February 10, 2009

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.
by Richard Haass September 9, 2023

by Okayyyyyyyyyyyyy September 8, 2019

Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker
by Purple dood April 14, 2021
