by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010
 Get the Shit ticketsmug.
Get the Shit ticketsmug. by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007
 Get the shit ticketsmug.
Get the shit ticketsmug. Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.
by Tarpie March 26, 2009
 Get the Circus Ticketsmug.
Get the Circus Ticketsmug. by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004
 Get the thats the ticketmug.
Get the thats the ticketmug. A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.
You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.
by austinphoenix December 24, 2009
 Get the Bitch Ticketmug.
Get the Bitch Ticketmug. by littleman8675309 October 5, 2011
 Get the slick ticketmug.
Get the slick ticketmug. A "dance ticket" is a world wide term describing an amount of currency usually in the form of a bank note for the exchange of a lap dance.
The value/amount of a "dance ticket" is variable. It can vary depending on country, region, province, state, area, city, etc.
The service provided in exchange for a "dance ticket" is highly variable. It can vary based on the establishments style or quality as well as the dancer's quality of service, performance, mood, song that's playing, etc.
A common "dance ticket" in Canada would be the $20 bank note.
A common "dance ticket" in the USA could vary from a $20 bank note all the way down to the $1 note, depending on state/city.
It should be apparent that no matter where a person is on earth, a certain single bank note, one which is usually obtained easily from an ATM, can be used to get a lap dance, hence "dance ticket".
The value/amount of a "dance ticket" is variable. It can vary depending on country, region, province, state, area, city, etc.
The service provided in exchange for a "dance ticket" is highly variable. It can vary based on the establishments style or quality as well as the dancer's quality of service, performance, mood, song that's playing, etc.
A common "dance ticket" in Canada would be the $20 bank note.
A common "dance ticket" in the USA could vary from a $20 bank note all the way down to the $1 note, depending on state/city.
It should be apparent that no matter where a person is on earth, a certain single bank note, one which is usually obtained easily from an ATM, can be used to get a lap dance, hence "dance ticket".
Example 1:
Club Dancer: "Hey sexy, how would you like to come to the back room with me for the next song, it's my jam"
Patron: "Sounds swell, I've got my dance ticket right here"
Example 2:
"Hey Dude, could you spot me a dance ticket till pay day, I need to get a pack of smokes"
Example 3:
"It's rainin' dance tickets!!"
Club Dancer: "Hey sexy, how would you like to come to the back room with me for the next song, it's my jam"
Patron: "Sounds swell, I've got my dance ticket right here"
Example 2:
"Hey Dude, could you spot me a dance ticket till pay day, I need to get a pack of smokes"
Example 3:
"It's rainin' dance tickets!!"
by phlphll May 27, 2014
 Get the Dance Ticketmug.
Get the Dance Ticketmug.