Hooker tickets

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

Mets tickets

New York City mayor bill deblasio failed bail reform program where criminals are given free mets tickets, gift cards, and other amenities as an incentive for them to show up to court.

He slashed 4 people in the Bronx, punched two Asian women in the nyc subway, was finally arrested, but was quickly released without bail and given mets tickets in hopes he shows up to court for his hearing.

by gabbagooo February 20, 2021

dave matthews tickets

Code for DMT or dimethyltryptamine

Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?

by Futchy December 20, 2017

wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.

"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."

by weirdoactor December 10, 2008

pawn shop tickets

1. Engaging in sexual activity with another.

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".

by Alia P-S April 27, 2007

Cheap Tickets

A company whose annoying flash pop-up ads have infected UrbanDictionary.

Every other page I go to, Cheap Tickets throws a pop-up ad at me. It's annoying!

by dj gs68 October 29, 2003