Mashing the castle towers

Two guys ramming their penis' together

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"

by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012

The Dark Tower

The incredible epic tale, written by Stephen King, of Roland Deschain's search for a tower that holds up all of existence. In his search he encounters all sorts of beings and worlds that are all somewhat parallel. This series can be taken as one of King's greatest works. It contains seven long novels that create the larger tale. The first book was written back in the 70s, and the last book in the series was released in 2004.

"Time is but a face on the water" (DT4- Wizard and Glass)

by mooth July 28, 2005

The Dark Tower

The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.

Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.

Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.

The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.

If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.

May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.



See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.

Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.

by Tobias February 10, 2005

Clash the castle towers

For two males to hump each other face on, there by clashing penises

Lets play clash the castle towers

by Bigdardy November 29, 2012

The Leaning Tower of Pissa

Whenever a man has to urinate while having an erected penis (usually morning glory), he must perform the Leaning Tower of Pissa in order to urinate into the toilet.

George couldn't take a leak while having a hard-on, so he decided to do the Leaning Tower of Pissa.

by leaningtowerofdavver January 23, 2013

the eiffel tower

When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower.

"Sweet dude, Let's give Linda The Eiffel Tower tonight!"

by Boobtube May 5, 2006

The Eichel Tower

Essentially an Eiffel Tower but you and your buddy are both wearing Jack Eichel jerseys. One man is getting a blowy in the front and the other is railing her from behind. They then join hands above the lucky lady and an Eichel Tower is born.

Guy 1: "Hey man you fuck Jenny last night?"
Guy 2: "Yah dude me and Carl did The Eichel Tower with her"
Guy 1: "Aha you guys are dogs"

by AhabKidd October 21, 2017