Harp On

To go on about something in a positive and sharing manner.
1. "Ok here is a harp on, they are selling $1 pots all night at the Grace!"

2. "I can't stop harping on about how awesome that show was"

3. "Oi, Danni tell Sheila and her friends to get their harp on, they look depressed".
by LadyLadyMcSunshine March 21, 2013
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The Harp-Oil Government

A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don't slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil Government's owners, ad-nauseam.
Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?

Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."

Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"

Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."
by gyrfalcon206 December 19, 2011
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pluck your harp

Tantalizing a woman’s delicate instrument using a two finger technique.
Can I pluck your harp?”
by FlexLexi January 6, 2018
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Rusty Mouth harp

Its when you perform a rusty trombone on a girl. Except its more like a mouth harp
Its like dueling banjos, but without the dueling or the banjos and with a mouth harp and an asshole thus making it a rusty mouth harp
by woonage December 19, 2008
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Muddy Jew Harp

The act of licking a woman's butthole, while flicking her clit. Usually done doggystyle.
Man, last night my girlfriend let me play her Muddy Jew Harp. It was fantastic!
by Snipedog22 August 25, 2016
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Bavarian water harp

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.
I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...
by Nige March 31, 2004
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Rusty Jew Harp

When a Giant monster or Kaiju forcibly butt rapes Anguirus (another Kaiju)
My grandpa brought me downstairs to watch a Rusty Jew Harp on his 70” plasma TV.
by Shakyboi December 25, 2018
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