Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

The Diddler

Name For Puff Daddy/PDiddy
Name given to him since his arrest for sex trafficing as well as slaying dudes on the DL

Damn they finally caught the Diddler thank god get his creepy ass of the streets

by bcchartmaster March 26, 2024

Diddler

The person who hosts the party and does Sexual Assault to the party members.

"Yo, is he a diddler?" "Yea, he's weird as fuck."

by verybrainrotterlelelolol December 16, 2024

diddler

a person who diddles or touches someone inappropriately

“Stop diddling me you diddler! I told you to stop touching my butt!”

by freaklar May 2, 2025

Salt Diddler

A man who aspires to be a sugar daddy, but is to busy diddle daddling around

I had to cut off my sugar daddy because he was actually a salt diddler

by aholllley May 19, 2024

Alabama diddler

When a girl Licks your gooch

I got an Alabama diddler last night and man did I ever bust a nut

by Messejorton December 3, 2017