punching the clown

Yet another term describing male masturbation.

Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

by Tunis August 27, 2003

Cokie the Clown

A clown that shoots coke up your nose using a fake flour on his jacket

Cokie the Clown NOFX

by VEN0M182 March 11, 2010

Diabetes The Clown

The original mascot for McDonalds.

Guy 1: Where's Ronald McDonald?
Guy 2: He backed out, so we hired Diabetes The Clown.

by M.C. Funkmaster July 7, 2010

working for the clown

working at McDonald's

Jim must be desperate for a job, he's working for the clown!

by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006

bop the clown

slang phrase to jerk off

After i fucked her, i usually bop the clown till i shoot my load

by I do this with my girlfriend July 16, 2007

Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008