Tex-Mex-Sex

Having sex with a person from Texas who is mexican. This word is particularly used for an attractive mexican female.

A: I'm going to Texas next week! Gonna meet a mexican Girl.

B: Make sure to have lots of Tex-Mex-Sex!!

by LeeSinToMe April 1, 2014

Tex - job

- supposedly a slang, for a girl who is married to a handicapped man.

All men who are willing to marry any handicapped girl in this world, are most welcome to gossip and laugh about Tex - job

by Petersonn June 21, 2006

tex mex jumbalaya jig

when a freakishly wierd kid, usually a uni-browed mexican, throws down some insane dance moves and shocks the world.

Alex did a tex mex jumbalaya jig at lunch

by spacob jurgeon November 15, 2010

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree was an animatronic band that came out a couple years after Pizza Time Theatre. It consists of Skeeter the Rattlesnake, Country Cal, Foxy Roxy, and of course, Tex Critter himself. Most of them today are in bad condition but are being restored and will look better than ever when finished.

“Do you remember Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree?”
“Yea dude. Remember Roxy? Damn she was a cutie.”
“I know right.”

by KenoTheTCPJfan April 29, 2020

Tex

A sex god who is known to satisfy his partner with his size and stamina.

Wow I can really hear tex through the walls.

by PNW lone star January 19, 2022

Tex

When used properly, it refers to men who have to sit or squat when they urinate.

Tex is in the bathroom stall, it's uncomfortable for him to use the urinal

by Ragandnomax September 16, 2015

Dirty Tex

When your banging the old lady in the shower and the fellas come by with jerky to refuel

We gave my buddy the Dirty Tex while he was banging the old lady in the shower

by Farmboy2188 January 22, 2024