teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts

“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”

teddy bear heart by littleblvebird June 6, 2023

teddy bear mom 

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

teddy bear mom by RorosDad February 28, 2025

hot chocolate teddy bear 

your best big black friend/lover

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

hot chocolate teddy bear by jfs4<3 August 18, 2009

Vermont Teddy Bear 

A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.

Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.

Vermont Teddy Bear by Thudder March 1, 2013

menacing teddy bear 

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.

guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it

guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door

guy1) uh, yeah no problem...

guy2) thanks

guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear

menacing teddy bear by noneofyourconcern72 July 3, 2011

Tired as a teddy bear 

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall

'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.

Tired as a teddy bear by cg12321 June 29, 2010

fuzzy teddy bear 

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

fuzzy teddy bear by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019