Short king

A term of endearment for men under 5’9. Many use it for their favorite male celebrity/youtuber/etc who are under 5’9.Popularized by cody ko and Noel Miller in their videos. Short King and manlet aren’t interchangeable. Manlet is more of an insult towards short men in general or for short men who are insecure about their height and try to make up for it by acting more masculine(like body building and lifting)

“Cody ko is such a short king!”
“ I know right? Short kings only”

by Byebyenine September 5, 2019

Short-fingered Vulgarian

ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.

That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.

by Pink Alpaca December 22, 2016

Short-eyes

Prisoner's word for child molester

The minute a short-eyes hits the shower in the Federal Hotel, he starts getting a taste of his own medicine.

by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005

short shorts

Extremely short shorts.

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
we wear short shorts.

by soliloquy June 28, 2005

Short texting

People who text really short to a long ass paragraph

I really really like u. I want to be with you forever and ever. I feel like we are ment for each other. I love u soooo much.

Short texting

Ok.

by Penis leach September 16, 2016

Perma-Short

In climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a Perma-Short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. Usually, Perma-Shorts are male with long unruly hair. They usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or Def Leppard. It is usually postulated that most Perma-Shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.

"Who's the Perma-Short in the net shorts across the street? It's fucking 10 below today!!" --> "What a bad ass, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold"

by gRip July 31, 2007

Jersey Shortcut

Jersey Shortcut – Second man in; or to “swoop” in on a situation where your buddy has already engaged in conversation with one or more women. It is not necessarily one’s intention to distract the girl your buddy is talking to, or to “CB” him, but to engage her friend in conversation as the “ice” has already been broken by your buddy. If, in fact, the girl your buddy is talking to seems more interested in you than him, it is acceptable at this point to make a move and potentially steal the girl away.

Example:

Rob – Yo, check out those 2 broads over there… yea, the blonde has been staring me down since we walked in.

Derek – Yea? …well then make moves son!

Rob – I got this.

Rob – Hey, what’s up.. you guys know of any good bars or clubs around here?

Blonde – (Insert engaging reply here)

Derek – (Swooping in from the side to talk to her brunette friend, instantly begins kicking solid game…)

Rob – Damn.. there goes that Jersey Shortcut again!

by Mr. NJ July 4, 2010