swolby

An aroused penis.

"Dude, I saw this hot chick last night and got a huge swolby!"

by TheBigLabrinski August 12, 2018

swole sister

A fit, strong, healthy, hard-bodied woman who lifts weights as part of her lifestyle.

One advantage of being a swole sister is it prevents pathetic, mousy chumps from thinking they have a shot with you.

by jimibulgin January 20, 2012

Swoll

Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked

Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll
Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up

by 333,22,1 October 31, 2011

Swol

used when someone has just finished working out and who's muscles are extremely prominent atm.

"Dude i just got back from the gym and I'm f-ing swol!"

by nicelo October 26, 2017

betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

swolefie

A picture of yourself at the gym taken by a conceited bro on steroids in hopes to answer the age old question: Do you even lift?

Vinny: Bro, do you even lift?
Jimmy: Look at my last swolefie I posted on instagram.

by Leonarmil May 9, 2014

Swoleosis

(swoh-lee-oh-sis) n.

An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.

Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.

Related terms:
Swole

"Yo dude, what happened to you last night!?! Last I saw you were gamin' that 9, and then you were gone!"

"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."

by AirChair February 3, 2009