Jens Stoltenberg

To speak English in a VERY HEAVY Norwegian accent.

Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .

Us: I am the NATO cheif.

by Norgemannen November 28, 2020

swole sister

A fit, strong, healthy, hard-bodied woman who lifts weights as part of her lifestyle.

One advantage of being a swole sister is it prevents pathetic, mousy chumps from thinking they have a shot with you.

by jimibulgin January 20, 2012

swalty

having a salty and sweet taste

This homemade chocolate is good and swalty. You must have used salted peanuts in it.

by vannshane April 3, 2009

Swol

used when someone has just finished working out and who's muscles are extremely prominent atm.

"Dude i just got back from the gym and I'm f-ing swol!"

by nicelo October 26, 2017

swolefie

A picture of yourself at the gym taken by a conceited bro on steroids in hopes to answer the age old question: Do you even lift?

Vinny: Bro, do you even lift?
Jimmy: Look at my last swolefie I posted on instagram.

by Leonarmil May 9, 2014

Stolt

Stolen

John stolt Candy from them kids

by Johnanthiny December 23, 2019

Swoleosis

(swoh-lee-oh-sis) n.

An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.

Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.

Related terms:
Swole

"Yo dude, what happened to you last night!?! Last I saw you were gamin' that 9, and then you were gone!"

"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."

by AirChair February 3, 2009