by Jackolantern31 October 18, 2018
Get the Shining mug.1. slang for the act of hooking up with a girl.
2. physically taking hold of one's penis and swinging it in a helicopter like motion.
2. physically taking hold of one's penis and swinging it in a helicopter like motion.
I would not go in there right now andre my friend donturius is swinging meat.
muffuga! I might jus have to swing meat myself deen
muffuga! I might jus have to swing meat myself deen
by Flowaz in da buildin December 28, 2009
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the most retarded command ever. im sure most of you have already watched dora the exlorer so you know who the fox is. dora simply asks swiper nicely to stop whatever he is doing. which is total BS cuz that is swipers job!! like dora, i dont tell you to stop walking around on your giant acid trip!! like wtf?? *sigh* anyway,
kids, do not think this works in everyday life. if you ask a bad doer to stop what they are doing, chances are, it isnt going to work.
kids, do not think this works in everyday life. if you ask a bad doer to stop what they are doing, chances are, it isnt going to work.
situation where "swiper no swiping" would not work
pedofile: come here little girl. im gonna give you what you need.
helpless girl: oh crap what do i do? oh thats right! dora taught me. raper no raping!!!
pedo: wtf? oh well. *procceds to rape*
pedofile: come here little girl. im gonna give you what you need.
helpless girl: oh crap what do i do? oh thats right! dora taught me. raper no raping!!!
pedo: wtf? oh well. *procceds to rape*
by gahhhhhwtf August 20, 2010
Get the swiper no swiping mug.To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.
Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!
by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011
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1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."
2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."
2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
by waywardbetty March 22, 2011
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