soup sweats

The sweaty forehead you get after drinking two boiling cups of ramen.

"Dude are you ok? Why are you so sweaty". "I'm fine, I just have the soup sweats."

by Macdaddyalex December 14, 2015

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017

Rowen Sears

A young and devilishly handsome teenage supermodel. He has been referred to as the male version of Tyra Banks. He is a strong minded and outspoken individual.

That's Rowen Sears on the cover of Life and Style Magazine

by RaGaGa June 16, 2010

sweatshirt

a piece of clothing that you could put over your body to keep you warm just like jacob satourisis’s music video. jacob said that you could wear his sweatshirt.

jacob: you can wear my sweatshirt
girl 1: yessss!!!!!
girl 2: ugh no i don’t want that

by Victorious Legend June 19, 2019

Swear Word Derangement Syndrome

A mental disease where a person can't say any kind of not-so family friendly swear words. It was discovered in the Coloradan city of Denver in October 1940, had no full name and the full term was coined in 1958. This mental disease is also found on families where has their children born with horrific mental health conditions.

The creator of this definition on UD himself has Swear Word Derangement Syndrome. He also can't say swear words on his own films.

by Ryan900USAYT January 12, 2022

cheese sweats

Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.

Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."

by ryesmom June 3, 2013

Whiskey Sweats

To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.

Victor Standingbear had a bad case of the whiskey sweats after drinking too much Firewater.

by DRUNK Sloth November 21, 2015