if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world
person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe
by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021
Get the maddie swansonmug. The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.
by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021
Get the Mac Swansonmug. 
The neighbor that when you see him coming you cringe knowing he either needs your mower, a tool or wants to drink beer all night.
by Joey Kotts October 18, 2020
Get the Swansonmug. A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.
by Zày December 15, 2017
Get the sweaty swansonmug. beautiful handsome respectful gentlemen that yells very appropriate words at other gamers on the platform. A Rust Farmer and A Very Respect Gentlemen to his so now girlfriend luna
by kalicosolostheowlrd October 9, 2022
Get the TJ Swansonmug. by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019
Get the Brad Swansonmug.